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bm13:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools

the-fandoms-are-cool:

daisyfairy:

twowandsandadrink:

daisyfairy:

you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie

No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;

English class.

GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH

the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”

god bless the brits